slayground:

My favorite hobby is coming up with lies as to why I can’t hang out with people

(via dancinginthemoonlight113)

pitchblackglow:

today at work this chubby little girl was looking at the swimsuits and was like, “oh i like the one with ruffles on it. ruffles are my best friend because they hide my big belly.” then she laughed really hard and started rubbing her big belly like how they do on that one icarly episode. 

(Source: dirty-bones, via un-4ttractive)